Free Dog....

I am about ready to kick out our precious (spoiled, jealous, sneaky) Roscoe Brown. He is a three year old, stag red, male min pin with excellent breeding. HOWEVER, the little man is starting to test my last nerve. He poops in the nursery (and pees), he has been digging holes in the back yard and escaping (once he disappeared for a good thirty minutes) and then this morning when I went grocery shopping he left me a surprise. While reaching into the side pocket of my diaper bag I noticed that what was inside was wet. When I took out the coupons and papers they were a nice yellow color. Yes, our dang dog peed on MY diaper bag! Had I not been in walmart I would have screamed. I know it's because he got in trouble for digging holes more than once yesterday that he chose my diaper bag to urinate on. I have been sooo easy going with this dog because of the changes he has gone through the last three months. I am telling you all though - he is going to be kicked out to grandma and grandpas soon if he doesn't take his attitude down a notch. So Roscoe Brown, if you can read this (yeah I know he's a dog...) you better watch out mister. Mommy isn't taking any more crap (literally) from you.